Philosophy: Wikipedia’s strange attractor
DOZENS of readers at least have, as we feared, spent hours investigating the number of hops from any given page on entry, following the first unitalicised and unparenthetical blue hyperlink on each subsequent entry (18 June). First, though, Conrad Lawrence and James Simpson both say we erred in naming this the “Martin metric”.Reader Henry Howard wrote of a Facebook posting by his friend Martin on 26 May, but on 25 May cartoonist Randall Munroe had posted a note on .
Several readers find their metrics differ from ours. That’s because people keep changing the Wikipedia pages. The metric, and its name, appear to be as fluid, and their history perhaps as opaque, as Wikipedia itself.
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Michael Jones points out that the “literary fiction” entry took him to “literary merit”, which took him straight back to “literary fiction”, and asks about other “black holes”. Pennie Quinton had already found that “computer software” led to “program” which led, in an appropriately recursive move, straight back.
The star reader by far, so far, is Finn Lattimore, who wrote a small program that requested 1000 random pages and counted what we should, for the moment, for the sake of alliteration, call the Munroe metric. “All but 11 led eventually to philosophy”, he found, and sent a lovely graph of the 1000 paths, available at bit.ly/wikispace. The 11 “ended up in one of seven additional ‘sinks’: architecture, gender, German reunification, Grail message, Iraq war, pragmatism, and process manufacturing”. We suspect there’s a message in all of this, but haven’t the foggiest what it is.
“Saeed Al Mutawaa is confused by the price tag in a furniture store in Weybridge, UK, for a “Sphere large light cube”. Is this topological correctness gone mad?”
THE physics paper “A search for new physics in dijet mass and angular distributions in pp collisions at sqrt{s}=7 TeV measured with the ATLAS detector” () has, by our count, 3062 authors. A search of infallible interweb sources suggests this is a record. Graeme Cunningham is sure the person who makes the tea is in there somewhere.
OCCASIONALLY an idea comes along that, if accepted, would overturn our entire view of the universe. Such is the hope of Christopher Ball in his book RT: Reverse Theory.
Science’s dating of the Earth is wrong, it is revealed to him, because erosion is not what it seems: beach pebbles in fact accrete from sand, cemented by pollution.
What follows from this? The pyramids of Egypt are explained, for example: they were built from a proto-limestone resembling lightweight cinder blocks, which hardened.
Limestone is important to him. “Sea life, or forming limestone, was everywhere in abundance,” he observes. “We must conclude therefore that [dinosaurs] ate a lot of it.”
The principle of turning every theory on its head is also important. Evolution too must be reversed: lesser creatures derived from humans under conditions known as “Hell”.
Ball gives a heartbreaking account of his theories’ dismissal by James Whale of UK talk-radio fame and enumerates 167 publishers who rejected him. But, he writes, “Copernicus, Galileo, Columbus, Darwin and many more were derided… Everyone’s opinion is valid.”
Subscribers in the UK already know of some of this, since a flyer for the book was inserted with last week’s print edition of this bastion of reason. How did this happen? We envisage pennies accreting into a cheque…
FANS of unconventional thought may still be able to book into the 2011 MUFON Symposium in sunny Irvine, California, from 29 to 31 July. Speakers include astronaut Franklin Story Musgrave, and others that you might expect from the Mutual UFO Network. For a mere $259 a Deluxe Symposium ticket includes a “banquet” (choice of “Braised Short Ribs, Herbed Chicken, Grilled Salmon or Vegetarian”: would that be a boiled vegetarian?).
We are most disturbed by the presentation planned by “licensed Marriage and Family Therapist” Barbara Lamb of Claremont, California: see . It’s one thing that she has in 20 years “regressed 750 persons to abductions and visitations”, but quite another that she will “give examples of ETs genetically modifying human babies in their mothers’ wombs, resulting in exceptional children, such as Star Kids, Indigo Children, and Crystal Children”.
What help would be required to recover from your parents’ belief that you’re half-alien? Or, for that matter, for how much can you sue?
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse
FINALLY, though the US Centers for Disease Control are preparing for a zombie apocalypse (18 June), Leicestershire county council in the UK appears considerably less ready. The BBC request from a concerned citizen eliciting the response that the local authority is unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in its emergency plan.
Reader Ellie Armstrong wonders about inquiring of authorities globally, to see where would be safest in the event that zombies overran the world. We can hear officials’ uncannily undead-sounding groans already.