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Quit or die, says talking cigarette packet

IN A week in which the European Union decided to increase the size and horror
factor of health warnings on cigarette packets, 91av can
exclusively reveal a new twist: a talking cigarette packet that recites a health
warning every time you open it. Ironically, the idea comes from a firm that
supplies machinery to make cigarettes.

The revelation comes from a patent (GB 2351061) filed by Molins in High
Wycombe, Buckinghamshire. A stiff plastic strip connects the hinged lid of a
cigarette packet to a microchip and a miniature loudspeaker hidden in the base.
As the smoker opens the lid, the strip slides to close a switch and trigger
playback of a small recording, which could be music—a funeral march,
perhaps—or a health warning “in any or several languages”.

Anti-smoking organisation Action on Smoking and Health (ASH) is highly amused
by the idea of a cigarette packet which verbally tells a smoker “this may kill
you”. But spokeswoman Amanda Sandford fears that it’s something “tobacco
companies would only use if required by law”.

But Molins’ spokesman Andrew Pennycook thinks it could prove popular: “The
industry is always looking for innovations that give an advantage,” he says.